do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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