he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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