I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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