Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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