How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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