Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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