I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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