i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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