Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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