Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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