Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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