before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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