come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
