You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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