I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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