in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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