Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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