i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
