My girlfriend figured out who you are.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
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