There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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