Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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