Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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