we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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