i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
