So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
