SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I will be naked everywhere
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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