There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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