Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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