1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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