umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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