I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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