Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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