Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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