That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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