After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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