Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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