One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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