I wannas sexs uuuuu
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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