i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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