There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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