before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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