My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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