Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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