singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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