i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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