garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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