You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I need a beard to bite.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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