don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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