Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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