so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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