We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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